We did some odd maths on the letters of their names, and would come up with a spookily accurate indication of the depth of their love.

I lost, of course. I was just the geek who did the maths for the kids who couldn't add.

Then I started thinking... what if you could change your name? Surely then I could get the girl, kick the goal, earn the admiration and respect of my peers?

Now's your chance. Test your compatibility with the person of your dreams, or find out what you should call yourself to make the dreams come true.